How to know if you are a Rabid Dog Owner

How to know if you are a Rabid Dog Owner

10 ways to know whether you are a Rabid Dog Owner:

1) You want to raise your leg when you have to urinate.
2) When you see another dog’s poop on the sidewalk,
you want to smell it.
3) You have an urge to be petted behind your ears.
4) Dog food makes you salivate.
5) You want to bark at strangers.
6) You want to stick your head out of the car window
when you are driving.
7) You want to lick yourself when you are wounded.
8) When you’re happy, you want to wag your tail.
9) You want to chase cats.
10) You feel more comfortable on your hands and your
knees.

If you said “Yes” to seven or more of the above-
you are a Rabid Dog Owner-BEWARE!

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